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Free Him

What is this and why is it in existence

It’s a POW from the skeleton war. This photo truly captures the harsh reality of the war: the defeated look on his face and in his posture, the evident lack of calcium from deprivation of milk, the awful living conditions… it’s a powerful, heartrending picture.

This website often romanticizes the skeleton war. It’s time to put an end to that. It’s horrifying, and we all need to band together and FIGHT for skeleton rights.

Don’t be a SJW (Skeleton Justice Warrior).

I was a skeleton justice warrior earlier this year. It wasn’t good. Don’t do what I did.


I wouldn’t give him his damn milk, look at that guy he’s holding a Nokia. He could easily destroy us all with it.

drinkyourfuckingmilk someone needs to intervene

give him his milk to win over his allegiance, assimilate him into the skeleton army, expand on his weaponized nokia phone idea and provide every skeleton soldier in the army with one, giving them an incredible tactical advantage on the battlefield. everybody wins. 



I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World!

I love how Korra tries to hug Toph but Toph is just like “access denied.”


you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

Please help my friend fundraise for charity!

Amur Leopards are CRITICALLY endangered, with only about 30 of them left on this Earth. By just donating a few dollars, you can help this species stay alive.

100% of ALL donations from this fundraiser are linked directly to the World Wildlife Fund (we don’t handle any of the donations ourselves, once you donate the money goes automatically to WWF) where they help to keep this species alive.

You can donate HERE. Please get this post around, lets use the power of social media to save this extremely rare species! Please reblog! 


Mario Kart: Double Dash ~ Rainbow Road



work in progress :3





No one was bidding on the keyblade, and I’ve been told the starting price was too high, so I lowered it and relisted it. It should be up now or within the next few hours.

No bids on this yet. Price still stands at $200 (which is quite reasonable considering the probable cost of materials and the obvious time and effort put into this). Come on guys, this keyblade needs a good home.

Description: This is a wooden replica of Young Xehanort’s keyblade from Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance. This prop weighs less than 7 pounds and measures at 48 in (122 cm) long.

The replica glows in the dark on the light blue areas after exposure to sunlight or a blacklight for a few minutes. The replica includes the hourglass keychain.




I feel really bad writing this, but please read.

For those who don’t know, my name is Pierce and I’m transgender ftm. My home situation has never been good, but ever since I came out to my family they have gotten worse… My parents have been refusing to buy me nessisary things I need. Clothes, food, I haven’t had a bed for about a year. I sleep on the floor. I’d get a job and save up money, but my parents restrict everything. Since I’m 14, not yet the legal work age of 15 in my state, I can’t get a job. My parents won’t let me find any way to make money. The hardly even let me go out with friends. I’ve recently started volunteering at a youth wellness center but I don’t make any money from that. I just enjoy being with the kids and my friends and away from home.

Now that winter is coming it’s warmer clothes weather. And I have none. The only warm clothes I have is my girlfriends hoodie, she is letting me keep it so I don’t freeze in the morning. Things are getting so bad I’m having trouble focusing in school and things seem so shitty I just want to run away but I know I don’t have anywhere to go. I have to be here for another four years.

I feel really terrible doing this, but I wouldn’t unless I needed too. I really need winter clothes. I would do transgender clothes exchanges and stuff, but I’d get beaten by my parents if they knew I was reaching out for help. I’m hoping I can get the money I need and say someone else got the clothes for me. A friend or something. I have no clue yet, I just know I need to get clothes before winter is here. I have nothing warm. I hardly have enough clothes as it is.

If anyone could donate to me I’d be so grateful. I’m not looking for anything crazy, even $100 would buy me enough warm clothes to last me throughout the winter. My paypal is even just a dollar would help me

I don’t have much to offer, but I want to give little thank you doodles based on your blog to anyone who donates. I’d be so grateful. Please send me a private message so I can thank you personally.

Even if you can’t donate, thank you for taking the time to read this

fucking protect trans youth at all costs

The minute I get the money I’m donating :)


Bill Nye Fights Back!

"Let’s say that I am, through my actions, doomed, and that I will go to hell. Even if I am going to hell, that still doesn’t mean the Earth is 6,000 years old. The facts just don’t reconcile.” -Bill Nye

For our September 2014 cover story on education, we asked writer Ryan Bradley to follow Bill Nye around before his public throwdown with creationist Ken Ham.

The story is as epic as The Science Guy’s right hook, so don’t miss it.